I've learned that Venice is made up of 118 islands. "That's 118 the same as in the advert, mummy."
I've learned that a PSP is nothing like any of the other games machines we already own. It's the only one you can play LittleBigPlanet on apparently.
I've learned that there's nothing wrong at all in amusing yourself by spending hours and hours grinning at and talking to your own reflection.
Thank you boys.