If they can create fake tan that doesn't smell of biscuits, why can't they invent a painless way of putting sunblock on children?
If they can eliminate smallpox, why do we still have athlete's foot and the common cold?
If they can make touch-screen technology, why is it still bloody difficult to get in to so much packaging?
If there are reversing sensor on cars, why aren't there car sensors for people?
If cleaning products can killed all known germs, why does grouting always go black in the end?
If we can Skype people anywhere in the world, why can't I get a mobile signal in my house?
Why is the most misogynistic and badly written book in ages one of the best sellers this year?
If they can make 3D high tech virtual reality games, why can't they make Lego that doesn't end up where you are going to stand?
If they can make McDonald's Happy Meal toys indestructible and impossible to lose, why can't those same properties be applied to important things?
If they can make nappies that feel like fairy wings on our babies' arses, why can't they invent a way of dispensing nappy bags that doesn't leave you considering licking a shitty finger?