"Have you got a cork?" Boy Two was so keen to find one I briefly considered opening a bottle, for his benefit of course.
It turns out he wanted to do an experiment. "It's really cool."
We improvised with BluTack. If you fill a saucer with water, stick a match in the BluTack and light it. If you put a glass over the match water gets sucked up into the glass. It's really cool. Boy Two was right.
And it was a stroke of luck for taste and decency too, because today's Women's Hour featured an item that discussed whether or not there should be more penises on TV and in movies. The theory being that as breasts appear, erm, willy nilly, it is time to redress the balance.
At one point the proponent of the more dicks in drama drive referred to the Mull of Kintyre test. And this is why: